Jennifer Love Hewitt: The Love Whisperer
Love is perhaps the most popular four letter word in the world, it makes the world go around, and love means never having to say you’re sorry. It’s also the middle name of an actress who may well have one of the most incredible racks in Hollywood history. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breasts are likely as famous as any of the films she has appeared in. Her 36C’s might never win an Oscar, as sadly there is no category for best supporting bra or best performance by an actress in white lingerie, but they have won over the hearts of millions of fans who otherwise might never have tuned into one of her shows. They are real, magnificent, epic, praiseworthy, lovely and all around just peachy. That said, you would likely be thrilled to be able to take a peek at them. Wouldn’t that be fun? Wouldn’t you like to know:
WHERE CAN I SEE JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT NUDE?
The simple truth is that she has never done a nude scene or photo shoot. That somewhat depressing statement isn’t the end of the matter though, as despite never showing her fans quite as much as they might want, there are many times she has worked her cleavage to fabulous effect. In 2002’s “The Tuxedo,” she and her breasts played opposite Jackie Chan, and in one brief scene, she might or might not flash a nipple underwater. Even a freeze frame is inconclusive, but it might be the closest we’ll get to seeing her nude.
HOW CAN I BECOME A CLIENT OF JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT’S? CAN I CALL AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT?
Perhaps you are confusing Jennifer’s recent Lifetime series “The Client List,” where she plays a prostitute, with real life. That’s why it’s called acting. So sadly, you can’t call her up to see her naked. Luckily for her fans, she was constantly putting her sexuality to good use on the show, with virtually every episode chockfull of bursting bras, lingerie, steamy massage and good ol’ naughty fun.
One of her “clients” from the show can certainly attest to her talents, as co-star Brian Hallisay ended up marrying Jennifer and her boobs. That’s what we call a package deal.
HOW MUCH ARE JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT’S BOOBS WORTH?
In some ways, it is fair to say they are priceless. But if forced to put a dollar figure on them, Ms. Hewitt herself had this to say. “I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’ She then pointed to her chest and said “These things right here are worth $5 million!”
She might be selling herself short, as pictures like this prove.
HOW DOES JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT FEEL ABOUT HER BREASTS?
That’s a good question, but not quite as good a question as how would her breasts feel. Here was her response to being asked what her favorite part of her body was. “It’s horrible to say, but I like my boobs. They’ve always served me well. They’re good.”
Good? Good? Just good? Candy is good. Ice cream is good. Soccer is good. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs are a hell of a lot more than good! Duh.