A few days ago, I brought you the important news that Eva Green’s poster for Sin City: Dame To Kill For had been unceremoniously banned (BANNED!) by the MPAA on account of showing too much of her awesome boobs. Did Dimension purposely put out a poster that would get banned so that all the blogs would cover it, using the easy click-bait of Eva Green’s awesome boobs to make their movie marketing go viral? A strategy of baiting the baiters (and ‘baters), so to speak? I guess we’ll never know. (Unless you count the studio sending the ban story out themselves as evidence, in which case, yeah, they totally planned that shit).
Anyway, it wasn’t until late yesterday that Eva Green finally broke her legendary silence about her boobs. What does she think about her boobs? How often does she touch them? Approximately how heavy are they? Are they firm to the touch, soft, or do they retain a bit when you squeeze them, like memory foam? Does she use lotions and exotic oils to keep them so supple? If so, what do they smell like, and how thoroughly does she apply? Does she apply them herself, or have a really good friend do it? Has she ever thought of asking a friend for help applying lotion to her awesome boobs? Say, Diora Baird? If Diora Baird applied lotion to Eva Green’s awesome boobs, would they both end up giggling?